Ever get to Chipotle to see the line,
Wrapped around the building,
Like the foil wrapped around your Burrito.
You’re standing in line,
You think to yourself,
I should’ve ordered on the Chipotle App.
But,
When you do it the old fashioned way,
The Burrito taste better.
So,
What if there was a way,
To see the approximate wait time,
At your Chipotle of choice.
Just a thought,
While I stand in line.
Chipotle…….
This is like if
that Warm Tortilla met that Spicy Chorizo I had
and they had a baby.
And then, meanwhile,
that crazy Brown Rice stuff I had and the Super Green Guac met
and had a baby.
And by some miracle,
those two babies met and got wrapped in tin foil
this would the Rito that they wrapped.
Have you ever ordered a massive Rito?
Fully loaded with all the goods.
The type that you don’t think the Wrapper will even be able to wrap.
Then you’re ripping the foil off.
You go straight in for a Godzilla size bite.
You start chewing.
To your dismay, you are only chewing tortilla and guac.
Where is the chicken? The corn? The Rice?
You look around for Ashton Kutcher.
Did you just get Punk’d?
No.
Thats what you have a side of chips and guac for.
So, ask the Wrapper to stir the Rito before wrapping.
You’re welcome.