Chipotle is back.

With a vengeance,

To create,



Full of flavor,


There were new faces.

First time on the line,

I could sense the stress,

In her voice,

As she shouted,

“What do you want?”

With a calm,

Confident voice,

And a smile,

Hidden behind,

A cheetah print cloth.

I exclaimed,


Brown Rice,

Lots of fajitas,


She looked up,

Her eyes squinting,

Her smile was hidden behind a surgical mask.

A since of calm came over her,

As she knew she had met,

The Eater of Ritos.


Long Line vs. Chipotle App

Ever get to Chipotle to see the line,

Wrapped around the building,

Like the foil wrapped around your Burrito.

You’re standing in line,

You think to yourself,

I should’ve ordered on the Chipotle App.


When you do it the old fashioned way,

The Burrito taste better.


What if there was a way,

To see the approximate wait time,

At your Chipotle of choice.

Just a thought,

While I stand in line.


Chipotle Stock (CMG)

I had a revelation today.

At Chipotle of course.

I was standing in line.

Looking at my iPhone.

Looking at my Robinhood app.

Looking at the Chipotle Stock.

I heard “What up”.

I quickly looked up and said, “Rito”.

Mouth watering.

She could hardly wrap it. 

It was my lucky day.

But wait, 

Why is the Rito so big?

No portion control.

No portion control = more food.

More food = Higher cost. 

More food = Better Rito.

Better Rito = Better customer.

Better customer > higher cost.


Buy more Ritos.

Buy more Chipotle Stock (CMG).

Rito Express

This is like if

that Warm Tortilla met that Spicy Chorizo I had

and they had a baby.

And then, meanwhile,

that crazy Brown Rice stuff I had and the Super Green Guac met

and had a baby.

And by some miracle,

those two babies met and got wrapped in tin foil

this would the Rito that they wrapped.

Chip Tip #1

Have you ever ordered a massive Rito?

Fully loaded with all the goods.

The type that you don’t think the Wrapper will even be able to wrap.

Then you’re ripping the foil off.

You go straight in for a Godzilla size bite.

You start chewing.

To your dismay, you are only chewing tortilla and guac.

Where is the chicken? The corn? The Rice?

You look around for Ashton Kutcher.

Did you just get Punk’d?


Thats what you have a side of chips and guac for.

So, ask the Wrapper to stir the Rito before wrapping.

You’re welcome.