Chipotle is back.

With a vengeance,

To create,



Full of flavor,


There were new faces.

First time on the line,

I could sense the stress,

In her voice,

As she shouted,

“What do you want?”

With a calm,

Confident voice,

And a smile,

Hidden behind,

A cheetah print cloth.

I exclaimed,


Brown Rice,

Lots of fajitas,


She looked up,

Her eyes squinting,

Her smile was hidden behind a surgical mask.

A since of calm came over her,

As she knew she had met,

The Eater of Ritos.


Chip Tip #1

Have you ever ordered a massive Rito?

Fully loaded with all the goods.

The type that you don’t think the Wrapper will even be able to wrap.

Then you’re ripping the foil off.

You go straight in for a Godzilla size bite.

You start chewing.

To your dismay, you are only chewing tortilla and guac.

Where is the chicken? The corn? The Rice?

You look around for Ashton Kutcher.

Did you just get Punk’d?


Thats what you have a side of chips and guac for.

So, ask the Wrapper to stir the Rito before wrapping.

You’re welcome.