I just finished the laundry,
Feeling very hungry.
I opened the ice chest,
I could see my breathe.
I looked upon the meat,
I wanted to eat.
The grill was warming,
My stomach was storming.
I prepared the New York Strip,
I could hardly keep a grip,
On the pepper and salt,
It was my fault.
I didn’t eat all day,
So I dropped two steaks on the grill.
I was about to get my fill.
WOOF