You may remember,
The legend of Rito Island,
Where the Chipotle Secret Sauce flows,
Like wine down my throat.
However,
Chipotle did not like,
The secret of Rito Island being exposed.
They took action,
And now I’m paying,
25 Cents for every side of Chipotle’s Secret Sauce.
I’m hurt and I don’t hurt easily.
😢